http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1.htm Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:12:35 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3458.htm عاشقة الاردن DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you لاتبك على من لا يبكي عليك Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget الأصدقاء الحقيقون يصعب إيجادهم ، يصعب تركهم ، ويستحيل نسيانهم You can only go as far as you push على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم ACTIONS speak louder than words الأفعال أبلغ من الأقوال *************** The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else أصعب ما على النفس أن ترى من تحب ... In English Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:14:18 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3458.htm#20004 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3458.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1989.htm jordan1call I'm so in love I'm still in love I've never met a love quite before until I saw your face and watching stars without you my soul cries my hething heart is full of pain when we're apart the aching I'm kissing you I'm kissing you You're my father you're my soldier you protect me, boy you save me you're my best friend you're my husband you are my doctor, counselor, provider, professor, my everything And I love you, I love you, I love you, yes I love you I ... In English Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:27:49 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1989.htm#9331 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1989.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3538.htm رشيد العجرمى فيه عائله عربيه..راحوا لأمريكا.. وهم في الانجليزي صفر ويبغون يوقفون تكسي قالول تكسيشن ووقف التكسي وركبوا معاه قالوا للسواق ودينا المطعميشن نأكل رزيشن ودجاجيشن وداهم للمطعم واكلوا وخلصوا ورجعوا للتكسي وقالوا له ودينا الفندقيشن وهم في الطريق قال ابوهم: من يقول ان الانجليزي صعب والله انه تافه واكثر من تافه قال السواق: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . والله لو اني ماني عربيشن كان أكلتوا ... In English Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:12:35 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3538.htm#20587 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3538.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3310.htm MARS People ask what love is If you have to ask you don't know Love is a kind of madness Love is blind When you're in Love 1+1=everything and 2-1=nothing Love is what is left when being in Love has burned away Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares mars...............................وبس وبس وبس In English Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:46:46 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3310.htm#18860 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3310.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3019.htm abdou2233 Hi,everybody This is my poem.I hope you'll read it and enjoy it,but,please,tell me what you think about it thanks I dedicate this poem to each pair of friends in this world It's entitled Friendship Yesterday,I was told he would leave to Algiers He would leave in a cold weather far to the tears So,I got sorry and sold my brave heart to the fears. ........................................ I got my breath back and left to meet my friend in the way Fearing the ... In English Sun, 30 May 2010 12:43:51 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3019.htm#16251 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t3019.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2602.htm بنوته أردنية أقرؤا القصة كلها خلو قلبكم ابيض وانزلو واقروها حتى لو كانت طويلة ..وانتبهوا ... 7 7 7 7 لم تعلم ساره ماتخبأه الاقدار لها عندما اخبرها الطبيب انها حامل طارت من الفرحه ولم تكد تصدق ماتسمع بعد زواج دام اكثر من خمس سنوات دون حمل اتصلت على زوجها واخبرته انها حامل فكاد ان يطير عقله من الفرح فسجد شكرا لله سارت الايام والزوجين سعيدين بهذا الحمل حيث اخبرتهم الطبيبه بعد عدة اشهر انه ولد ذهبت ساره الى السوق لتجهز ملابس صغيرها لانه لم يتبقى الا اقل من شهر وتلد لذلك ... In English Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:14:47 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2602.htm#12473 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2602.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2590.htm رشيد العجرمى السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته كثير منا يستخدم هذي الكلمات من غير مايعرف ماهي معناها ... لووووول !! واختصاراتها التي نستخدمها في برامج المحادثه وعموما صار اغلبية الشباب يستخدمونها ... هذهـ هي الكلمــــات ( لول ).LOL وتعني :يضحك بصوت عالي وهي أختصار لجملة ( Laughing Out Loud ) ( برب ) .BRB وتعني : سأعود قريبا وهي أختصار من ( Be Right Back ) ( تيت )TYT تعني : خذ وقتك وهي أختصار من ( Take Your Time ) ( ولكم باك )WB تعني : اهلا بعودتك وهي أختصار ... In English Fri, 16 Apr 2010 05:17:35 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2590.htm#12388 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2590.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1976.htm أردنية Life means missing one & facing unexpected one. When u r near, no one remembers u...... But....when u r far no one forgets u. That's Life!!!!!! May every second of this day bring something special..... "Have a Great Day" The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else In English Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:22:43 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1976.htm#9280 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1976.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1975.htm أردنية http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUaWiy_QXc "You're Beautiful" My life is brilliant. My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. Yeah, she ... In English Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:21:16 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1975.htm#9279 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1975.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2008.htm أردنية http://www.4shared.com/file/118021676/5c0881ef/Enrique_Iglesias_-_Ring_my_bel.html?s=1 Ring my bell, ring my bells.. Sometimes you love her Sometimes you don’t Sometimes you need it then you don’t and you let go.. Sometimes we rush it Sometimes we fall It doesn’t matter baby we can take it real slow.. Coz the way that we touch is something that we can’t deny And the way that you move oh it makes me feel alive Come on Ring my bell, ring my bells.. Ring my ... In English Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:26:02 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2008.htm#9411 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2008.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2001.htm jordan1call Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why is the original text in a document called "copy"? Why do stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front? Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar.[b] Why ... In English Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:56:21 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2001.htm#9363 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t2001.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1960.htm أردنية everything I Do I Do It ForYou Bryan Adams Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into your heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all - I would sacrifice Don't ... In English Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:08:14 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1960.htm#9201 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1960.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1962.htm أردنية Rihanna - ‘Russian Roulette’ Lyrics Take a breath, take it deep Calm yourself, he says to me If you play, you play for keeps Take a gun, and count to three I’m sweating now, moving slow No time to think, my turn to go [Chorus -- JustJared.com] And you can see my heart beating You can see it through my chest And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving Know that I must must pass this test So just pull the trigger Say a prayer to yourself He says close your eyes Sometimes ... In English Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:16:16 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1962.htm#9203 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1962.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1961.htm أردنية Download Arvil Lavigne - Nody's Homobe I couldn't tell you انا لم اتمكن من إخبارك Why she felt that way لماذا هي مرت من هذا الطريق She felt it everyday هي تمر من هذا المكان كل يوم And I couldn't help her و انا لم استطع مساعدتها I just watched her make انا فقط أشاهدهاتقوم The same mistakes again بنفس الأخطاء مرةً أخرى What's wrong, What's wrong now? ما المشكله , ما المشكلهـ الآن ؟ Too many, too many problems كثيره جداً , مشاكل كثيره جداً Don't ... In English Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:12:13 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1961.htm#9202 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1961.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1927.htm jordan1call A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but ... In English Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:44:39 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1927.htm#9095 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1927.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1915.htm أردنية Sorry Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like sorry like sorry Forgive me Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like forgive me forgive me But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Maybe if I told you the right words At the right time youd be mine I love you Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like I love you I love you In English Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:16:42 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1915.htm#9043 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1915.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1731.htm hanan [It is a fact of life that as we grow older, our health deteriorates, our features change and we become anxious and worried about our situation. How not to feel sad when seeing our hair invaded with greyness after having experienced the freshness of youth? However, precaution and carefulness can heal what pharmacies cannot. You can prevent aging signs, especially the external ones, and look young without the intervention of plastic surgery or becoming addicted to any chemical products ... In English Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:36:09 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1731.htm#8495 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1731.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1670.htm jordan1call Romantic SMS Collection - Containing SMS that is romantic. The perfect messages for your special person. We keep adding new romantic sms frequently so be sure you keep checking the Blog for the latest romantic SMS. Have fun sending these Romantic SMS to your friends and Love ones. Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating mine beats for you Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you? 1. Lives are for living I live for you 2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are ... In English Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:42:08 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1670.htm#8321 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1670.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1654.htm jordan1call English Love Poems Emily Dickinson I'm Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too? Then there's a pair of us! Don't tell! they'd advertise - you know? How dreary - to be - Somebody! How public - like a Frog - To tell one's name - the livelong June - To an admiring Bog! HEART, we will forget him! You and I, to-night! You may forget the warmth he gave, I will forget the light. When you have done, pray tell me, That I my thoughts may dim; Haste! ... In English Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:56:15 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1654.htm#8285 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1654.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1628.htm jordan1call Save Up All Your Tears ~~~~~~~ I cant figure you out But a heart must be the one thing You were born without Ive been wastin my time I dont know where Ill sleep tonight You say that you can do without me Go ahead now try and live without me Baby save up all your tears You might need them someday When the tears start to fall I wont wipe them away When you cry in the night For the love that you need Baby save up your tears cause youll be cryin over me You got ... In English Sat, 16 May 2009 15:25:26 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1628.htm#8199 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1628.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1627.htm jordan1call I Think That I'm In Love With You ~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, oh I’m in love Every time you’re near baby I get kinda crazy in my head for you And I don’t know what to do And oh baby I get kinda shaky when they mention you I just lose my cool My friends tell me Somethin has come over me And I think I know what it is I think I’m in love Chorus: Boy I think that I’m in love with you Got me doin silly things when it comes to you (in love) Boy I think that I’m in love ... In English Sat, 16 May 2009 15:24:15 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1627.htm#8198 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1627.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1626.htm jordan1call ابجديات الحب Friend to Friend, Heart to Heart * Friends are a Special Hug From God! * Friends are Angels without Wings * Friends are flowers that never fade * Friends are gifts that heaven sends * Friends are God's way of taking care of us. * Friends are hugs for hearts * Friend are kept forever in the heart * Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. * Friends are like wine; they get better with age. * Friends are never far apart - in the heart. * Friends are our chosen family * ... In English Sat, 16 May 2009 15:21:12 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1626.htm#8197 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1626.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1564.htm jordan1call أستطيع أن أغير حياتي بإرادتي وتصميمي ياحبيبتي Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you, and the pressure that tears at your resistance ...is[b]Courage[/b]. أن تقف وتدعم أرائك [b]ضد كل الاحتمالات والضغوطات تلك هي[/b] الشجاعة [b]Keeping a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying, for the sake of supporting others ...is Strength.[/b] أن تحافظ على إبتسامتك بينما أنت تتمزق من الداخل وفقط لتدعم الاخرين فتلك هي القوة ... In English Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:00:30 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1564.htm#7891 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1564.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1369.htm amal What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? ] What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? [/b] ماذا ستعمل اذا كان لكل لحظه تكون فيها حقاً سعيد يقابلها 10 لحظات من الحزن؟ What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? ماذا ستعمل اذا مات أعز أصدقائك غدا وأنت لم تخبره أبدا عن شعورك له؟ , you are special to me and you have made a difference ... In English Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:27:22 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1369.htm#6900 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1369.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1347.htm jordan1call Anger management tips Here are some anger management tips to help get your anger under control: Take a "time out." Although it may seem cliche, counting to 10 before reacting, or leaving the situation altogether, really can defuse your temper. Do something physically exerting. Physical activity can provide an outlet for your emotions, especially if you're about to erupt. Go for a brisk walk or a run, swim, lift weights or shoot baskets. Find ways to calm and soothe yourself. ... In English Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:18:19 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1347.htm#6706 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t1347.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t997.htm jordan1call The Differences between Men and Women NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit ... In English Sun, 18 May 2008 08:08:08 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t997.htm#5174 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t997.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t998.htm jordan1call Life Without Girls The Result : Markets Silent! Streets Will B Empty! The Police Can Have More Rest!!! All Mobile Phone Co.May Close Shop!!!! )No SMS!!!!! No Need 2 sent Flowers!!!!!! No Need 2 have Valentine Day!!!!!!! Also No need Candles!!!!!!!! )No Perfumes!!!!!!!!! Most Important We Men Sure Goes 2 HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!! AHAAAAAAAAAAAA JORDAN 1 CALL In English Sun, 18 May 2008 08:09:54 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t998.htm#5175 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t998.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t934.htm jordan1call 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up جيد وتقولها لإنهاء جدال عندما تكون المرأة على صواب وتحتاج فيها للصمت (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. خمسة دقائق وتعني نصف ساعة عندما تريد المرأة الخروج بينما عندما تحتاج التلفزيون لمشاهدة مباراتك ... In English Sun, 11 May 2008 12:23:09 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t934.htm#4883 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t934.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t829.htm jordan1call Dear Friends, I hope everyone can get something from the following post that I received awhile ago and I thought it might be a great time to post it with the new year upon us Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last ... In English Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:09:04 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t829.htm#4287 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t829.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t744.htm jordan1call The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you قوة ألرجل ليست بعرض أكتافه بل بإتساع صدره ليحيط حبيبته بذراعيه ------------------------------------------- The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers قوة الرجل ليست بحدة نبرات كلماته بل بلطف كلماته في حديثه الهامس الرقيق ------------------------------------------ The strength of a man isn't ... In English Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:49:41 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t744.htm#3880 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t744.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t748.htm jordan1call FRIENDSHIP ABCD (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays ... In English Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:19:54 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t748.htm#3917 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t748.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t740.htm jordan1call لم نكن تعرف الارقام كانت تسكنها الهواجس تأخر....يالهي...تأخر لم تخاطبني حروفه لم تداعبني خيالات الرؤى تأخر....يالهي...تأخر كأن بعضي عن الحياة تأخر وأمطرتني الدنيا أساها وسرت بين ضلوعي حكايا اليأس كانت يديها تمر على الهاتف كانت تقول له كن كلاما كن حديثا وهياما وتسأله ألم يحدثني ربما سهوت أو سهونا ألم يحادثنا ألم يخاطبنا ألم تسكن حلروفه هاهنا ألم تسكن ضحكاته ربما لو أسمعته كلماتي -هئه- -ياويييييييييييييييييييييييلي- ضمت يداها الى صدرها وحضنت بعضها ... In English Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:36:24 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t740.htm#3863 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t740.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t745.htm jordan1call [b][i][size=21] Do you know هل تعلم what it means to come home ماذا يعني ان تعود كل ليلة إلى منزلك at night to a woman who'll إلى منزلك إلى إمرأة give you أعطتك a little love قليل من الحب a little affection قليل من السرور a little tenderness قليل من الاثارة It means you're in the wrong house إنه يعني أنك في المنزل الخطأ that's what it means لذلك ينبغي لكل إمرأة أن تمنح زوجها ك الحب والسرور والراحة ليعود كل يوم وهو كله ثقة أن هناك صدر حنون يلتقيه عند عودته [/size][/i][/b] In English Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:57:10 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t745.htm#3881 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t745.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t701.htm SuHaD Nice Poems written by husband to wife I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle Twinkle little star You should ... In English Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:40:35 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t701.htm#3642 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t701.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t546.htm jordan1call . Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Commercials ........ You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are In English Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:14:44 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t546.htm#2699 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t546.htm http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t144.htm SuHaD Hi Boss People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a promotion. In English Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:35:31 GMT http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t144.htm#439 http://www.ordonee.com/montada-f16/topic-t144.htm